Monday, October 21, 2013

Will There Be False Eyelashes in Heaven?

Is it just me or does aging also include loss of eyelashes? If it weren't for mascara and eyelash curlers, I doubt you could see mine!

I do want to warn you about something. If you use an eyelash curler, be sure and release it after you squeeze your lashes. I forgot to do that and have a few less lashes than before. Now I have even fewer lashes than before. Who would have thought being a ding-a-ling could even affect the number of lashes a person has!

I have threatened before to buy false eyelashes but, knowing how my life goes, one would probably fall in my salad plate while I was out to lunch with friends. I'm sure they would be delighted to add that one to their, "Have you heard the latest thing Gloria did" list. They have plenty without me adding more. 

I guess the worst thing would to be tasting a little crunch in my split pea soup. I get sick just thinking about that one!

I'm so glad I won't have any of these kinds of issues to deal with in heaven. I don't know exactly what it will be like there but, I can almost guarantee there won't be one false eyelash there!!

Looking forward to heaven for some important reasons and some not so important, Gloria 

1 comment:

Tina Cho said...

You're too funny! Oh, no, aging brings less eyelashes? You should write a book about aging and what to expect!